First of all, sorry for the blogging Siberia that I have been in since the 20th (bad blogger). Too much festive food and new toys meant I had total writer's block and couldn't think of anything interesting that you would want to read. It literally would have been me rambling about my Christmas presents and would have had you all going 'Whaaat? Self-indulgent crap AGAIN?' and deleting my out of your lives. So hooray for Hadley Freeman of The Guardian's fashion desk - who saved me from myself with her Ask Hadley column in which she declares that trends don't really matter much anymore, and that it is somewhat silly and vulgar to be slavishly following what Wintour et al tell us. As Hadley says, if you are really invested in the 'bag lady', 'Princess Anne' or '80s dominatrix' look then you are obviously one of fashion's Serious People and shouldn't be reading satirical fashion pieces online. (disclaimer....I have followed more than a couple of trends before, hence the reason I own jackets with shoulder pads, lace-up brogues and had an ill-advised fashion fling with boho a couple of years back. I am weak.)
So, in honour of 2010 being the year where I spend sensibly and not just to look like Gwyneth/Kate/Mary-Kate etc I have thought of the 5 classics that every sensible woman should own, none of which are particularly 'fashiony' but all of which can be mixed with various mini-trend pieces to stay classic and modern instead of referencing the Eighties/Lady Gaga/Sloanes from head to toe.
1) The white shirt.
It is notoriously hard to find a shirt that fits a woman's figure properly. If you are blessed with waif-like proportions then this may not be a problem - you can wear an oversize men's shirt and still look nonchalant, while the rest of us try it and look like we are hiding a pregnancy. Don't go too cheap for white shirts, as they tend to be a bit see-through and the buttons often gape even on the right size. I have found a couple in Karen Millen that fit rather nicely, or try tailoring people like Thomas Pink. And remember to wear a good-fitting bra, in nude or vintage cream lace, not black or bleached white for goodness sake.
2) Dark denim jeans.
The staple of many a girl's wardrobe are jeans, many of my friends own at least 5 pairs, of which only 2 actually fit. Time to face up to the fact that we can't all fit into skinnies or wear boyfriend jeans unless hipless/very tall. I learnt this fact last year after buying Uniqlo skinnies and triumphantly taking them home before realising that they cut into my stomach, hips and around my calves and make me look shapeless and a little pudgy. I am not pudgy - these jeans just don't suit me. Whatever your style, dark denim is infinitely more flattering than the bleach variety and look good with aforementioned white shirt, t-shirts or evening tops. All jeans look great with platform ankle boots.
3) Good quality t-shirts.
I harped on about finding good quality t-shirts a couple of posts ago so scroll down and take a look... as a post-script, try Warehouse, they have a new range of good cotton basics with a twist, such as slightly sheer black t-shirts with drape detail. I have one - it looks good with leggings or jeans. For the best quality go slightly sheer but heavy, no Lycra. Whistles are good, as are the ones in Spitalfields-based Hurwundeki.
4) Flat boots.
No I do not mean Uggs. Yes I own Uggs and actually love them - a u-turn on my previous disdain for them. But I wear them to the shops on weekends or to work before I change shoes - they are perfect for keeping warm, they are NOT part of an outfit. Flat boots take many shapes and sizes these days, but I think slim-fitting riding boots are classic and can be worn with anything - thick tights and jumper dresses, leggings and blazers and jeans. Gant do some lovely ones for the slim-of-calf. If not, try Duo for great fitting options and good quality leather.
5) Black dress.
Yes it's obvious, yes it's been said before but it works and is useful. Try all the trends you want in coloured tights and jewellery, and you will be saved if your LBD fits you well and can suit all seasons. I'm staying away from Cheryl Cole body-con in the New Year, and now favour draped or tailored styles with visible zips a la Ms Beckham's dresses or those from French Connection (now in the sale if you're quick).
Happy Shopping and Happy New Year from Wardrobe Wisdom.
All images courtesy of ASOS.com - from left, Gap top and skirt, Markus Lupfer jumper and Levis jeans and t-shirt.




